ughadorkable:

"ooh, a big apple"

    posted 4 hours ago with 472 notes

    acciobenedictplease:

    Things that are scary:

    • getting up in class
    • coughing in class
    • reading out loud in class
    • answering a question in class
    • turning a test in first in class
    • class 

      clungetastic:

      my drug dealer cracks me up

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        8yrs:

        masturb88:

        Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

        ORTHODONTIST

          jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

          mamebig:

          Into the Woods, 2014 (x)

          FUCK I AM EXCITED

          SO MANY WONDERFUL ACTORS I CANNOT WAIT!!!

                posted 4 hours ago with 367 notes

                  jump-doughboy-jump:

                  vriska-ler:

                  no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

                  like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

                  finally someone said it

                    shouldnt:

                    when attractive people say they are ugly

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                      blushingice:

misfitsassemble:

Loki was never Odin’s son.
Loki was never Laufey’s son.
But Loki has and always will be Frigga’s son.

Loki got the sass from his mama

                      blushingice:

                      misfitsassemble:

                      Loki was never Odin’s son.

                      Loki was never Laufey’s son.

                      But Loki has and always will be Frigga’s son.

                      Loki got the sass from his mama

                          momazhari:

                          burn-down-the-world:

                          This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

                          I’M STILL LAUGHING.

                          I will never not reblog this.

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                          Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

                            sniffing:

                            when people tell you to eat slower or you’ll get a stomach ache

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                              I don’t know why his voice reaches me when no one else’s can –Mockingjay, chapter 23

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